But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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