she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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