so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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