We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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