my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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