When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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