...so i touched it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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