We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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