Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
even my farts smell like vagina
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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