just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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