just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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