I wanna bring you to show and tell
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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