The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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