she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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