Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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