the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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