And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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