So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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