I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think a kid would responsible me up
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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