it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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