So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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