Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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