So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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