It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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