Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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