I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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