haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I can tuck mytits in my pants
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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