Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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