i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My ass is underappreciated
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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