Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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