Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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