: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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