Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
