No, drunk sperm still make babies.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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