you guys were way drunker than both of me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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