id be glad to
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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