I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
