But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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