And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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