if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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