dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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