Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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