I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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