Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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