just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Welp...herpes.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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