This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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