ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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