i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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