i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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