it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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