I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
