yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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