I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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