There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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