ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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