Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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