I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
