you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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