you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
