Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
