mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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