carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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