There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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